Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Roe v. Wade (Why not just swim?)

In honor of the anniversary, here are some suggested Planned Parenthood slogans winnowed from the internet:


* Solving overpopulation––one person at a time

* Keeping minorities minorities

* Reach out and abort someone

* Have you dismembered your baby today?

* Betcha can't kill just one

* Doing our best to reduce class size

* Support your local Abortuary

* Keeping predatory males happy

* Have you plunged forceps into your kid today?

* Planned Parenthood––helping women find their inner genocidal maniac since 1916

* Planned Parenthood––because "Eugenics" doesn't sound as nice

* Planned Parenthood––We smell man-flesh!

* Flush your troubles away at Planned Parenthood

* Planned Parenthood––We See Small Dead People

* Planned Parenthood––because Jr's not a person yet

* Planned Parenthood––because you're out of hangers


What would you add to the list?

4 comments:

apb said...

Turning horrible things into avenues for humor makes the original problem more horrifying

dixonfamily said...

GROSS! HORRIBLE! DISTURBING! Sorry, but I really couldn't read it all. Just thinking about people actually supporting abortion blows my mind.

Ashlie said...

That was absolutely disgusting! The slogans were dreadful...but that doesn't mean I didn't laugh...a tiny bit. People are disturbed.

Ashlie said...

Wow